Mortuary Mix

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Ingredients:

• 8 oz Everclear
• 25 oz Collins mix

Mixing instructions:

Take pitcher. Fill pitcher with bottle of Tom Collins mix. Add everclear to "taste" or 8 oz. if you are a stickler for recipes. Add ice. Get drunk.

Creator/contributor's comments:

This drink gets better the more errors you make in the "add everclear" part of the recipe. This will get you drunk very quickly and the wonderful taste of the collins mix kills not only the taste, but the smell of our good friend everclear.